Spain's nipples were cold.
And France didn't care at all.
Something was very wrong with this picture.

You see, earlier today, Spain was eating breakfast. He was eating cereal. From a box. Not a bowl. Because he didn't see the point. He never put milk in his cereal! He was lack toast and tall or ant.
So he just ate cereal straight from da box.
France watched as Spain did this. It turned him on like a button on a robot.
Anyway. So, Spain dropped the cereal. On the floor. ON THE FLOOR.
It spilled. Everywhere. Everywhere.
Spain was so angry about this. He loved his cereal. Applejacks. They were good.
France lol'd, though. He thought Applejacks on the floor were humorous.
Spain was even more angry because France was laughing. He ran toward him dramatically, his hair flowing in the wind.
France screamed as Spain tackled him. "YOU JERK!" he screamed.
"YOU LAUGHED AT MY APPLEJACKKKKKKKKS" Spain squawked. He punched France in the eyebrows. France used his magic fire beams to shoot Spain into the ceiling. He angrily walked away.
He locked himself in his room and hid under the coffee table.
Spain crossed his arms and pouted. He was so angry that he scooted his sexy butt around on the floor.
France stood in his room. He was so angry that he started jumping up and down. His eyelids jiggled a lot when he did this.

The couple was not happy right now.
Spain rubbed his freezing nipples. "I wish someone else would rub them..."
He laid down, sighing.
France listened to Hollywood Undead and started tap dancing to it. "EVERYWHERE I GO, BITCHES ALWAYS KNOW, THAT SPAIN HAS NO WEENIE AT ALL BECAUSE HE IS A HOE." he sang as he tap danced.
"JERKNOODLE!" Spain screamed.
France laughed and jumped up and down. "NYAHAHAHAHA."
Tears shot out of Spain's eyes like a water fountain. He hyperventilated. He cried. He sobbed. He breathed heavily. He fdggdgfd.
To get revenge, he ran into the kitchen and opened the fridge where France kept all his food. "BE FREE, LITTLE SNAILS!"
The snails squealed and ran away. Slowly.
France heard this. "OH NO!" he screamed. He tried to chase the snails, but he ended up crushing them with his love~
He gasped. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spain lol'd. "And now we are even."
France's eyes watered. "Spain... I'm sorry."
Spain blushed a little. "Me too... maybe I overreacted. We could always buy some more Applejacks."
France smiled. "Yaaay~" he said. He kissed Spain sexily.
And then they had kawaii buttsecks on top of the box of Applejacks and the snails.